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Swole Cat is currently bulking emotionally.
Orange you glad I’m enormous?
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Swole Cat’s Blurbs
About me:
what up, i’m swole cat. i enjoy lifting heavy things, knocking lighter things off shelves, and staring directly at you while pretending i haven’t been fed. i may look intimidating, but i cried once because the automatic feeder was four minutes late.
currently bulking on tuna, whole milk, and compliments. my wink is natural. my shoulders are not.
Who I’d like to meet:
Anyone who respects the sacred afternoon nap, knows the difference between spotting and petting, and will put me in their Top 8 without making it weird. Also: the inventor of canned tuna. We have business to discuss.
Swole Cat’s Old Pics
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Laser Larry commented on Protein Princess’s pic
sick lighting. even sicker triceps.1 hr ago · ·
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sometimes the strongest cat in the room
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NEXT SETwhenever mom says
“pc4pc forever. your shoulders crashed my browser.”— BowlingSwole
“please return my tiny dumbbells.”— Lil Tuna
“ur still in my Top 8. this is legally binding.”— Bench Betty
“come downstairs. tuna is ready.”— Mom
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Protein Princess
omg new pic!!! shoulders looking WIDE 💪 save me a machine tomorrow
Lil’ Tuna
bro answer ur Sidekick. also delete that mall pic of me immediately
DJ Hairball
new mix is on my page. it autoplays. volume warning is for cowards.